Tod,
no problem: with CLEAN in mind, heres a quick rough example clip -
first half is in 'bright'/cleaner mode, then when it gets dirty, thats the thick mode. i kind of do the same thing with both, and switch pickups and do quiet/loud so you can guage whats going on. music it ain't.
the gain is at around 4/10
gets gritty right at the end for a laugh.
theres a send to a bit of room verb and some slight clean levelling (its dynamic so adjust vol as required), thats it. some noise in there i think due to bodgy cabling getting from 3.5 jack to this laptops audio interface...
http://minus.com/lQTVSoxCKDFTt