Old 10-25-2010, 08:48 AM   #1
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Make the bad men stop hiding my new toy.
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:05 AM   #2
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(in best Bill Murray voice) I need, I need, I need...

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Old 10-25-2010, 03:15 PM   #3
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This must be the four.um...being Canadian, I put ou everywhere.
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Old 10-26-2010, 02:44 AM   #4
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I thought you lot just put "Eh" in the wrong place....
I want to know what they will call the first new skins for version 4.
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Old 10-26-2010, 03:44 AM   #5
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:31 AM   #6
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I thought you lot just put "Eh" in the wrong place....
The wrong place? There are valid grammatical reasons for the location of "eh" in a sentence. Or as a sentence...
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:36 AM   #7
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I want to know what they will call the first new skins for version 4.
Like the forefathers, they will be called the foreskins. Later to be removed for reasons to do with corporate branding.
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:57 AM   #8
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I love this. In a couple of months all Reaperusers can equip themselves with boutique foreskins. This will set us proudly apart.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:27 PM   #9
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Like the forefathers, they will be called the foreskins. Later to be removed for reasons to do with corporate branding.
LOL!! Ahh dude, you crack me up...
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:32 PM   #10
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A surgeon retires from his long career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughtout his career he has saved hundreds of foreskins as mementos and now wishes to turn them into a souvenir. He takes his specimens to a leathersmith and asks him to make something out of them. A week later the surgeon returns and the leathersmith presents him with a wallet. "All those foreskins and you only made me a wallet?" exclaims the surgeon. The leathersmith replies, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:49 PM   #11
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I'm shocked. I'm appalled. I'm mortified. Who can make foreskin jokes at a time like this!

I think you're losing some sensitivity in that head of yours. I find your humor chafing.

[please proceed cautiously, foreskin free humor zone up ahead]
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:55 PM   #12
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I'm shocked. I'm appalled. I'm mortified. Who can make foreskin jokes at a time like this!

I think you're losing some sensitivity in that head of yours. I find your humor chafing.

[please proceed cautiously, foreskin free humor zone up ahead]
Wuh? ..did I miss foreskincancerawarenessweek?

Again?
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