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Old 08-18-2008, 08:30 AM   #1
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Default Have you ever tried these penis exercises?

I found PE methods from these sites are pretty credible. But which one should I choose to go with?
Advice is needed. Thanks.
hxxp://www.enlargepenisguide.com/download_videos.htm

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Old 08-18-2008, 08:36 AM   #2
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Sorry, but I've found playing bass with my penis...err... uncomfortable, I'd rather use my fingers. I do have good exercise for those if you're interested, just go to this link: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare
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Old 08-18-2008, 08:40 AM   #3
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I found PE methods from these sites are pretty credible. But which one should I choose to go with?
Advice is needed. Thanks.
http://www.enlargepenisguide.com/download_videos.htm
I hereby subscribe you to use them all!

(yes, folks, I know it's just a bot either way... )
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Old 08-18-2008, 08:42 AM   #4
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ncre68, Hmm, you must have a small problem eh..
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Old 08-18-2008, 08:57 AM   #5
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I found PE methods from these sites are pretty credible. But which one should I choose to go with?
Advice is needed. Thanks.
http://www.enlargepenisguide.com/download_videos.htm
Try them all and post your results!
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Old 08-18-2008, 09:15 AM   #6
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Mine enjoys kayaking and bicycling for exercise.
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Old 08-18-2008, 09:18 AM   #7
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Old 08-18-2008, 09:19 AM   #8
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Just the swelling alone from all these stretches should yield great results

I can see it now in the studio with this thing.

Engineer: Hmm seems like we have some low freq thumps in the vocal track, wonder what that could be.

Me: Oh, thats just my penis stretcher hitting the mic stand.

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Old 08-18-2008, 10:04 AM   #9
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Holy crap! I almost just spat my lunch out, and peed myself. And, that would have been a complete waste of hashbrowns and a perfectly clean pair of depends.

HILLARIOUS!

PS - For all of you Tenacious D fans out there, why not just do cock pushups?
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Old 08-19-2008, 10:35 AM   #10
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this forum is totaly crazy.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:23 PM   #11
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Oh, thats just my penis stretcher hitting the mic stand.
written on it:
"pull here for more intense vocals"

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PS - For all of you Tenacious D fans out there, why not just do cock pushups?
lol, i wanted to say the same thing
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:43 PM   #12
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written on it:
"pull here for more intense vocals"
LOL! Good for some extra "gain" I am sure, but not the "gain" the OP had in mind.

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lol, i wanted to say the same thing
[OT]
Tenacious D did an interview with Corey Taylor from Slipknot in this months Revolver magazine - all they talked about were intestinal parasites - was seriously funny.
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OT complete - Please resume with your normally scheduled penis jokes.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:53 PM   #13
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I found PE methods from these sites are pretty credible. But which one should I choose to go with?
none - you'll have to grow a penis first!

go to www.howtogrowapenis.com and learn how!

//EDIT: ya know, cuz he's a bot...

btw, site does not exist...
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:59 PM   #14
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LOL! Good for some extra "gain" I am sure, but not the "gain" the OP had in mind.
nice...

and what penis jokes?

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Old 08-19-2008, 01:06 PM   #15
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Till - Thanks for the anatomy lesson dude! Now I know why Corona tastes like shit...



...because it's named after a dick head.


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Old 08-19-2008, 01:19 PM   #16
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lol, it's called a dick head... not a penis head. that just sounds lame...

btw:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona (link is far from disgusting)
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:22 PM   #17
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You're right. And, when you're right - you're right.

I have corrected this error. It will NOT happen again.

This is a seriously funny thread. We need a "funniest post" thread for laughs!
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:35 PM   #18
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there was a good penn & teller about penis enhancement.

30 days and no results
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:16 AM   #19
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there was a good penn & teller about penis enhancement.

30 days and no results
that reminds me, i wanted to watch some stuff by penn & teller on youtube, but as things go on youtube, i ended up watching george carlin gigs for 4 days
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RIP - George Carlin. One of the best comedians of all time.
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