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Old 02-26-2012, 04:00 PM   #41
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Innit, tho??

Evva wotched COPS? Or red Merkin po-lice reports on The Smoking Gun?
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He was burglarizing the house."
Um, nooo, cuz "burglar" cums from "burgle". Iff yoo go creatin noo verbs from nowns derived from verbs, were dos it orl end?

"The burglarizator was burglarizatorficating the premizes".

Wotevva.

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He dove into the bushes.
Thats 4 teh birds. Teh passed tence of "dive", lassed time i chequed, is "dived".

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I drug him away.
Yood fink teh cops wood no wat "drug" meens!

Evva wotched "Cheaters"? I fought it woz gonna b a nature documentry....

I dont fink ive evva seen DEFIANTLY 4 DEFINITELY, tho. Ive seen DEFINATELY menny times, howevva.

Howabout "and" for "an"? Like, peeple rite "and hotel" wen they meen "an hotel". Cnuts.

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Old 02-27-2012, 04:38 PM   #42
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Blimey.... 2 pages and still going???!!!!
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Old 02-28-2012, 04:12 PM   #43
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Blimey.... 2 pages and still going???!!!!
Yes, let's not loose sight of the original intent of this thread... :P
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Old 02-28-2012, 05:38 PM   #44
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:16 PM   #45
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Yes, let's not loose sight of the original intent of this thread... :P
Its "loose site".
Eejit.
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:46 AM   #46
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r u shure???
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:49 AM   #47
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Shurelee.
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Old 02-29-2012, 06:02 AM   #48
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You guyes all oughtta call ur shrimp dis weak.
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Old 02-29-2012, 06:14 AM   #49
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Know, cuz their's defiantly sumthink fishy abowt dat guye.
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:34 AM   #50
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A jew guys! Stha pit!
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:58 PM   #51
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Oi! Do u fink wee kan make this fred as long as the afiysm fred?

Wood b kool.
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:20 PM   #52
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Maybee, iff wee kan gett Olly two lok teh afiysm fred rite nao.
Witch iz prolly a goode eye dear.
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:40 PM   #53
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Good Ide Deer
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:41 PM   #54
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gud aye dere. Obveyusly.
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:50 PM   #55
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g'day to you two deer

and ewe
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:58 PM   #56
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is that ewe or EEEeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:29 PM   #57
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g'day to you two deer
Getta rume.
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:10 AM   #58
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Teh singular form of "species" is still "species", dammit!
I watched a serie all about it.
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:32 AM   #59
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Your room is a mess! Pick up that clo.

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Old 03-02-2012, 09:44 AM   #60
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No;
You're room is a me.
Pick up that clot.
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