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08-18-2008, 08:30 AM
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Have you ever tried these penis exercises?
I found PE methods from these sites are pretty credible. But which one should I choose to go with?
Advice is needed. Thanks.
hxxp://www.enlargepenisguide.com/download_videos.htm
Last edited by Ollie; 08-18-2008 at 09:21 AM.
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08-18-2008, 08:36 AM
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Human being with feelings
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: traîne mes guêtres en Québec...
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Sorry, but I've found playing bass with my penis...err... uncomfortable, I'd rather use my fingers. I do have good exercise for those if you're interested, just go to this link: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare
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08-18-2008, 08:40 AM
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Human being with feelings
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Quote:
Originally Posted by incre68
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I hereby subscribe you to use them all!
(yes, folks, I know it's just a bot either way... )
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08-18-2008, 08:42 AM
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Human being with feelings
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ncre68, Hmm, you must have a small problem eh..
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08-18-2008, 08:57 AM
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Human being with feelings
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Location: Helsinki, Finland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by incre68
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Try them all and post your results!
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08-18-2008, 09:15 AM
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Mine enjoys kayaking and bicycling for exercise.
Last edited by jakerock; 08-18-2008 at 09:26 AM.
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08-18-2008, 09:18 AM
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Human being with feelings
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Last edited by JasonTheron; 08-18-2008 at 09:22 AM.
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08-18-2008, 09:19 AM
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Just the swelling alone from all these stretches should yield great results
I can see it now in the studio with this thing.
Engineer: Hmm seems like we have some low freq thumps in the vocal track, wonder what that could be.
Me: Oh, thats just my penis stretcher hitting the mic stand.
Last edited by junioreq; 08-18-2008 at 09:24 AM.
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08-18-2008, 10:04 AM
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Human being with feelings
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Originally Posted by JasonTheron
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Holy crap! I almost just spat my lunch out, and peed myself. And, that would have been a complete waste of hashbrowns and a perfectly clean pair of depends.
HILLARIOUS!
PS - For all of you Tenacious D fans out there, why not just do cock pushups?
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08-19-2008, 10:35 AM
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this forum is totaly crazy.
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08-19-2008, 12:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by junioreq
Oh, thats just my penis stretcher hitting the mic stand.
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written on it:
"pull here for more intense vocals"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris_P_Critter
PS - For all of you Tenacious D fans out there, why not just do cock pushups?
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lol, i wanted to say the same thing
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08-19-2008, 12:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Till
written on it:
"pull here for more intense vocals"
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LOL! Good for some extra "gain" I am sure, but not the "gain" the OP had in mind.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Till
lol, i wanted to say the same thing
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[OT]
Tenacious D did an interview with Corey Taylor from Slipknot in this months Revolver magazine - all they talked about were intestinal parasites - was seriously funny.
[/OT]
OT complete - Please resume with your normally scheduled penis jokes.
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08-19-2008, 12:53 PM
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Human being with feelings
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Location: Germany's California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by incre68
I found PE methods from these sites are pretty credible. But which one should I choose to go with?
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none - you'll have to grow a penis first!
go to www.howtogrowapenis.com and learn how!
//EDIT: ya know, cuz he's a bot...
btw, site does not exist...
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08-19-2008, 12:59 PM
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Human being with feelings
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris_P_Critter
LOL! Good for some extra "gain" I am sure, but not the "gain" the OP had in mind.
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nice...
and what penis jokes?
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08-19-2008, 01:06 PM
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Till - Thanks for the anatomy lesson dude! Now I know why Corona tastes like shit...
...because it's named after a dick head.
Last edited by Chris_P_Critter; 08-19-2008 at 01:23 PM.
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08-19-2008, 01:19 PM
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lol, it's called a dick head... not a penis head. that just sounds lame...
btw:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona (link is far from disgusting)
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08-19-2008, 01:22 PM
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You're right. And, when you're right - you're right.
I have corrected this error. It will NOT happen again.
This is a seriously funny thread. We need a "funniest post" thread for laughs!
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08-19-2008, 01:35 PM
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Human being with feelings
Join Date: Jun 2006
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there was a good penn & teller about penis enhancement.
30 days and no results
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08-20-2008, 09:16 AM
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Human being with feelings
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Brian Merrill
there was a good penn & teller about penis enhancement.
30 days and no results
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that reminds me, i wanted to watch some stuff by penn & teller on youtube, but as things go on youtube, i ended up watching george carlin gigs for 4 days
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08-20-2008, 10:09 AM
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Human being with feelings
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RIP - George Carlin. One of the best comedians of all time.
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